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Нашла на даче свои тетради по доп. английскому (где-то 2-3 класс). Иногда нам давали задание написать рассказ. Мне очень оно не нравилось тогда, потому что с воображением у меня было туго (как мне казалось).
Вот несколько наиболее эпичных шедевров. Орфография и пунктуация сохранены.

Vampair's shadow

In the yard there was there were many carrots and many flys. Flys was were very hungry and ate this is all carrots/ But suddenly in the middle of the carrots appeared a strange mirrow mirror? with a strange shadow. This is shadow start big was getting bigger and went out from the mirrow. This is was a vampair. He snaped his fingers and in the yard middle of magic washing machine. He snaped his fingers and a magic washing machine appeared in the middle of the yard. Vampair swept carrots into the washing machine and pressed a button. Machine fell into pieces and middle off packets of juis (сок). many packets of carrot juice appeared in the middle of the yard. Vampair take took the packets, steped into the mirrow and (исчез) disapiad disappeared. шедевр же

Old clock

In the small house lived a very small ant. She wore a dress with a silver zip.
One day ant found a very old clock. On the clock it was wrote: mole's manor. Ant went to the manor and gave back this clock to mole. Mole was very happy and offered an ear-ring, socket, flower and ball for old clock. Ant took the ear-ring.

The end.

My Holidays

This holidays was very happy! But the weather was not good. I watched TV, read books. I played on my computer. I walked with my friend. Sometimes my mother and I went to the shop. In the evening I listened to the music. I talked on the phone. In this holidays my sister cousine Natasha were was at my home. We spoked about "The Sims Nightlife". уже тогда! And we played in computer games. In holidays I must learnt had to learn my music lessons. I was not happy! These holidays was were happy. I like my holiday. эти was/were до сих пор меня преследуют порой

Cat and Dog

Cat and Dog go home by car. Dog drives the car. Cat reads a yellow book about mice.
Dog asks cat: "Where would you like to go?"
Cat says: "Today the weather is so sunny and I would like to swim."
The Dog laughs and says: "You swim bad. Let's go home."
Cat says: "Ok."
Dog says: "I'll buy some beautiful flowers for you, make a lemon tea and will sit together in an armchair and talk about mice." типа застыдился, что кошке поплавать не дал

Crime

какое всупление!
I sit in my house with a cup of coffee with sweets ну а как же and write this story in my green copy-book. This story is about crime.
One day a fox decided to make a rocket to get to the Moon. She It можно бы и "she" было оставить, все равно лиса очеловечена made the rocket from snow and sticks. But the Fox didn't get to the Moon. It A man killed the fox from a pistol. And made a present to the woman he loved. ВНЕЗАПНО. А главное хэппи-энд.

The end.

The secret of the Danger Island любители Нэнси Дрю оценили бы

One day Nancy Drew went to the shadow ranch situated near the moon lake. She liked to walk to the lake and one day she saw an Island. She heard about a secret of the Danger Island. She ziped a bag and took out an opera glasses бинокль? and she saw a helicopter that stood on the meadow full of prickles. Near the helicopter stood a red hair man with freckeles. Nancy thought that it was strange and she rang up to the police. The secret of the Danger Island was revealed! А ВЫ ДУМАЛИ!?

The end.

Cat and snow tail

Winter. Dog read a book. Squirrel watched TV. Suddenly a Cat jumped out of the bag and saw the Dog and the Squirrel. He ran in the street towards to the milk shop. The sun sunlit the Cat and the Dog saw that the cat had a snow tail. Suddenly a man caught the cat. The Dog barked on the man. Man was frightened and let the cat go. Dog asked: "Why your tail is snowy?"
Cat said: "I froze it!"

The end.

Наташа очень ржала, когда я читала ей это все.

@музыка: the bad touch